Try One On For Size:
1. Strategic scouting of high-school bus-stop locations, placement of self in well-timed arrangement with said points
2. Peeling on acid-wash socks and underwear, coupling this with open-toed leather boots, every day
3. Scanning sidewalk for cherry-stained cigarette butts, followed by gloved retrieval, cigar box kept safe
4. Locating clouds of lawn-mower exhaust, walking through them quickly with eyes shut / lungs heaving
5. Adopting “GREEN” diet: i.e. Avocado, Brussel sprout and Green Tabasco sauce salad, or sprouted toast with Pepper Jelly
6. Following crowds of Adolescents at a safe distance, recording witnessed dialogue, devising Strategies for Life Success
7. Listening to songs about 16-y.o. Love and Destruction, only
8. [AFTER 6 PM] Drinking martinis flavoured with Bison Grass and twists of lemon, only
9. Reading scientific journals and pontificating about the growing problem of escaped exotic pets in the Everglades
10. Thinking about Audrey Horne and how we can learn from her devoted method
