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(WALKING IN TRIPLE-STEP)

“You heard about this new beat, right?  The one that only 4 year-olds can hear? It’s like you’re walking down the street and all of a sudden you see all these tiny weirdos, they’re all strapped into those creepy dog collars parents use on their kids these days, right?  And like, all YOU can hear is the homeless dudes telling jokes and sirens and cops arguing about their favorite kind of burritos, and then BAM there are tiny arms and legs and hands all shooting out in perfect rhythm, up/down/out/in, feet all lined up, parents running to keep up but also they’re falling on their knees and praying ’cause they think their kids are all possessed or whatnot but MAN IT’S JUST THAT THESE BABES CAN HEAR A COSMIC BEAT WE’RE TOO OLD TO CATCH!  They got tha beat and all we can do is fall on our knees and pray?  o-YEAH.”