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“White Babes Writing Rap Hooks”

Ashanti, you are to me as 2 Short is to 2 Chainz, coincidentally the title of my favorite George Michael track, otherwise known as “Father Figure”. I promise not to rip you off, just summon your 2001 guru vibes.

Also we’re buying an airstream trailer and parking it in MF, TX which means I will have finally achieved a short-span objective of owning my own toilet and bedroom in Marfa. Ish is Gonna, Get, Real, 2013.

En Reverence,

RNB